Jessie woke up to her crazy partner James yelling something or other. His voice carried very loud in the small apartment that they shared. Jessie got up and put on a robe. She went to the kitchen to see what he was so upset about. When she got in the kitchen James was wearing his boxers and a T-shirt, holding a black bra in her face. She snatched it from him quickly. He yelled again "Jessie, why do you always leave your stuff around! I found that on the microwave door!" She looked down at the bra and rubbed her fingers on the smooth black silk. "You don’t have to yell" James realized he had hurt her feelings, "I'm really sorry but I'm sick of it" a meowth walked in with a glass of milk and a milk mustache "why don’t you guys kiss and make up?" it was normal for this meowth to talk. Jessie and James hit the meowth on the head at the same time. The meowth rubbed his head. He got very angry. Jessie and James knew what was next; meowth was going to scratch them on the face. They both covered their faces, but instead they felt something cold and wet splash on them. Meowth had spashed his milk on them. Jessie tried to dry her long red hair, which was wet from milk. "Now I have to go take a shower!" Jessie whined. "Uh Jessie don’t you take a shower every morning?" James asked. "Shut up I’m trying to make a point,” Jessie said then she went to the bathroom to take her shower. Meowth and James heard the water from the shower start. "Why don’t you take a shower with her Jimmy?" meowth said as he poured himself a new glass of milk. "Meowth, we are just friends and nothing else!" James snapped as he poured himself a bowl of Chex cereal. "Sure you are" meowth teased. James just ignored him and ate his cereal. The shower water stopped and Jessie came into the kitchen wearing a towel and her wet hair sticking to her face and shoulders. Meowth elbowed James and he looked up from his cereal and saw Jessie. James blushed beet red. "Uh.. James there is no more shampoo in the shower, do you know if there is any more any were?" Jessie asked holding her towel so it wouldn’t fall. "Well uh I think there is some in my bed" he blushed even redder "I mean, on the night stand in my room" meowth just found the whole thing hilarious "he wants you in bed, with out the towel!" James hit meowth on the head with out even thinking about it, it was just a reflex, every thing that came out of meowths mouth was another reason to hit him. Jessie was uncomfortable too "sometimes I wish he wasn’t a talking pokemon,” she said as she went into James’s room to get the shampoo. James looked back at his cereal, far to soggy to eat so he just put it in the sink and made some toast. Jessie came back with a bottle of shampoo at hand, still holding her towel and went to finish her shower. The water started again. "You really like her don’t you James? Your face was redder then her hair" meowth stated. "Well, uh, that’s because.." he couldn’t think of an answer good enough to finish that sentence. meowth snickered to himself. "I thought so" meowth said quietly. James just glared at meowth as he finished eating and when to his room to get dressed. The water stopped and Jessie went to her room to get dressed too.
James looked all over his room but could not find his black shirt. he ran down the hall to Jesse’s room without a shirt. he knocked on Jesse’s door. he heard the sweet voice from within her room "come in". James let himself into her room. immediately he blushed red, Jessie was only wearing her mini skirt and boots and the black bra James had found on the microwave. "Do you want something, James?" she asked also blushing. "Eh.... do you know were my black shirt is?" he asked. "You know what? I have no clue" she said as she slipped on her back tank top. "did you do the laundry lately?" he asked her. she put on her white team rock shirt over the black one and flattened the wrinkles. "do you think I would ever to the laundry?" "good point" he agreed. she slipped on her long black gloves that went almost all the way up her arms. "by the way James you could stand loss a few pounds" she poked his stomach as she walked out of her room. he looked at himself in Jessie's mirror, he realized she was right, he could afford to loss some weight.
James went back to his room and looked frantically for his shirt. "WERE COULD A DUMB SHIRT POSSIBLY BE?!?!" he yelled to no one in particular. he found a navy blue shirt. "it will have to do" he thought to himself. he finished getting dressed and joined Jessie and meowth down stairs.
"blue just isn’t your color, dear" Jessie stated. "I know that! I could not find my black shirt" James responded. "the brats will just love that." meowth teased.
boy was meowth was right. as soon as ash, misty, and Brock they snickered to themselves as soon as they saw team rocket. "SHUT UP YOU BRATS" James yelled at them, " I could not find my black shirt so I’m stuck with blue, any way you can barley notice it" "you can notice it more then you think" ash teased. "we don’t need your fashion comments, in fact I think you need ours" Jessie teased, "what was suspenders out 50 years ago? and major hat hair ash. and what is with the vest? tec vest wanna-be?" misty did not liked being made fun of one bit. "well you two have the worst hair on the history of the earth!! I mean blue and red? come on" misty teased back. "hat hair, stick up ponytail, and spikes!! god you people have the worst hair ever" Jessie said. "what is this thing" ash asked as he pointed to the bit of hair that went between James’s eyes. "that’s just the way my hair is!!" James defended himself. "at least he has eyes!!" Jessie said looking at Brock. Brock would have rolled his eyes if he had any. "well we don’t need to waste our time on you people" meowth said annoyed of every one. "he is right" Jessie and James agreed at the same time. they walked off.
When they got back to their apartment they sat at the table talking about what just happened. "grr they make me so mad!! they think they are better then us, can you believe it?" Jessie asked. "THEY MAKE ME SO MAD IM GOING TO SCREAM!" James yelled. "whoa, jimmy watch the steam" meowth teased. "yea James you got steam coming out your ears." Jessie also teased. "really?" James asked stupidly. "no, duh" Jessie said. "we have to get back at them!!" James demanded. "yes but how?" Jessie asked. "ill think of something" meowth instead.
ten minuets went by. "think of any thing yet genius" Jessie asked broadly. "I’m working on that." meowth said. "meowth you never make up the planes it’s always Jessie who does" James said very annoyed. "yea and my ideas always work!" Jessie said partly to meowth and partly to herself. meowth gave her an odd look, "if your ideas always work then why don’t we have pikachu?" "because you two always mess them up!!" Jessie said defending herself. "I don’t mess any thing up!!" James said forcefully. "fine you two make up your own idea I’m going to my room so I don’t have to be with morons!!" Jessie yelled as she ran to her room. "way to go meowth you just started the break up of team rocket" James blamed meowth. "I did? you did bigmouth!!" meowth yelled. "well at least I can think of an idea!" James deafened. "got an idea yet?" meowth asked. "no but I’m thinking!" James snapped. "maybe this will help your slow brain think faster!" meowth said as he drew his claws and scratched James’s face.
meanwhile Jessie was sitting on her bed, "I thought we were a team! what happened to them? they are being big fat jerks!" Jessie said to her self. "a big fat jerk am I?" she heard a voice other then her (or the ones in her head) own. quickly she looked at the doorway of her room to see James standing there. "James! why are you listening to me!?" she yelled at him. "I dunno its fun I guess" he said stupidly. "WELL DONT!" she yelled at him. "sorry sorry but meowth is like totally crazy so I left him there to do whatever he does when we aren’t there" James said. Jessie shuddered at this, she didn’t want to know what meowth did when she wasn’t there. "I was thinking the same thing" James said to Jessie seeing her shudder, "but he probably just cleans that gold thing on his head" "yea probably" Jessie agreed. "well... I’m going to watch a movie" James said as he left Jesse’s room and when down stairs to make popcorn and find a good movie. Jessie deiced that she should follow and she went down stairs too. "what are you two bums doing down here?" meowth teased his two partners. "we are going to watch a movie and you aren’t going to spoil it" Jessie said to meowth. "and no telling the ending" James added. meowth laughed. "I can tell the ending already, you watch the movie all normal like, then Jessie falls asleep on James and then you snuggle or something, ick if you ask me" meowth teased. "we are just partners meowth!! and nothing else" Jessie defended herself and James. James looked disappointed. Jessie saw him and gave him a wink.'
the smell of burning popcorn filled their home. "popcorns done!" James ran to their small kitchen to get the burning popcorn. he came back with the popcorn in a bowl. the popcorn was black. "looks like your brain James" Jessie teased. "how do you know what my brain looks like?" James asked. "by the what way you act stupid" meowth told him.
note: i know its long and not done so LIVE WITH IT and i know every thing is spelt wrong
Jessie woke up to her crazy partner James yelling something or other. His voice carried very loud in the small apartment that they shared. Jessie got up and put on a robe. She went to the kitchen to see what he was so upset about. When she got in the kitchen James was wearing his boxers and a T-shirt, holding a black bra in her face. She snatched it from him quickly. He yelled again "Jessie, why do you always leave your stuff around! I found that on the microwave door!" She looked down at the bra and rubbed her fingers on the smooth black silk. "You don’t have to yell" James realized he had hurt her feelings, "I'm really sorry but I'm sick of it" a meowth walked in with a glass of milk and a milk mustache "why don’t you guys kiss and make up?" it was normal for this meowth to talk. Jessie and James hit the meowth on the head at the same time. The meowth rubbed his head. He got very angry. Jessie and James knew what was next; meowth was going to scratch them on the face. They both covered their faces, but instead they felt something cold and wet splash on them. Meowth had spashed his milk on them. Jessie tried to dry her long red hair, which was wet from milk. "Now I have to go take a shower!" Jessie whined. "Uh Jessie don’t you take a shower every morning?" James asked. "Shut up I’m trying to make a point,” Jessie said then she went to the bathroom to take her shower. Meowth and James heard the water from the shower start. "Why don’t you take a shower with her Jimmy?" meowth said as he poured himself a new glass of milk. "Meowth, we are just friends and nothing else!" James snapped as he poured himself a bowl of Chex cereal. "Sure you are" meowth teased. James just ignored him and ate his cereal. The shower water stopped and Jessie came into the kitchen wearing a towel and her wet hair sticking to her face and shoulders. Meowth elbowed James and he looked up from his cereal and saw Jessie. James blushed beet red. "Uh.. James there is no more shampoo in the shower, do you know if there is any more any were?" Jessie asked holding her towel so it wouldn’t fall. "Well uh I think there is some in my bed" he blushed even redder "I mean, on the night stand in my room" meowth just found the whole thing hilarious "he wants you in bed, with out the towel!" James hit meowth on the head with out even thinking about it, it was just a reflex, every thing that came out of meowths mouth was another reason to hit him. Jessie was uncomfortable too "sometimes I wish he wasn’t a talking pokemon,” she said as she went into James’s room to get the shampoo. James looked back at his cereal, far to soggy to eat so he just put it in the sink and made some toast. Jessie came back with a bottle of shampoo at hand, still holding her towel and went to finish her shower. The water started again. "You really like her don’t you James? Your face was redder then her hair" meowth stated. "Well, uh, that’s because.." he couldn’t think of an answer good enough to finish that sentence. meowth snickered to himself. "I thought so" meowth said quietly. James just glared at meowth as he finished eating and when to his room to get dressed. The water stopped and Jessie went to her room to get dressed too.